That Time I Conquered SMP Earth

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  • Technoblade


    Aasta tagasi

    sorry for lack of streams recently, been getting destroyed by a cough this past week. also the server is still being bad but they might've fixed the connection issues today (we'll have to see)
    anyways back to plugging my youtooz OMG A TECHNO YOUTOOZ GIVEAWAY?? :O HERES A LINK TO ENTER

    • Yuliya Pashkevich

      Yuliya Pashkevich

      2 päeva tagasi


    • Cabluey


      6 päeva tagasi

      Techno blade never gets sick

    • Kopa


      10 päeva tagasi

      u eat dogs

    • Mustafa Alminawi

      Mustafa Alminawi

      11 päeva tagasi

      Wow what a nice good to see you again LOL

    • Hieuroblox Fan

      Hieuroblox Fan

      12 päeva tagasi

      LOL love u techno

  • SapphFire


    7 tundi tagasi

    smp world earth domination

  • devil 2.o shorts

    devil 2.o shorts

    Päev tagasi

    wait a minute,
    the title is a reference to "'That Time I'got reincarnated as a slime"

  • Haley Hirata

    Haley Hirata

    Päev tagasi

    Hippity hoppity get off my property

  • ghostb0o


    Päev tagasi

    Why does mr blade always end up on trial and/or possible execution

  • Riverbomber


    2 päeva tagasi

    mrbeast: first to claim the world wins 1,000,000 dollars

  • AdoTheTiger


    2 päeva tagasi

    Dang techno really needs money for rent if he's gonna sell a pig figure for 29.00

  • Devender Singh

    Devender Singh

    2 päeva tagasi

    The laughable action morphometrically shrug because octopus osmotically delight as a makeshift helen. flawless, cumbersome shape



    3 päeva tagasi


  • Peter Gorsky

    Peter Gorsky

    3 päeva tagasi

    11:10 , "it aint a warcrime if it aint a wartime"

  • Orestes Glowacki

    Orestes Glowacki

    3 päeva tagasi


  • Imperial Cub

    Imperial Cub

    3 päeva tagasi

    Bold of them to make SMP earth and not consider that TECHNO might wanna take it over

  • Sleepy


    4 päeva tagasi

    13:18 why he float ?! How?!

  • Omegacos7


    4 päeva tagasi

    I love when they said brazil, it was only 1 second but this mean that some americans know geography and they recognize us

  • Cool Stick

    Cool Stick

    4 päeva tagasi

    Ok, Techno claimed the land while following the rules. He deserves it all.

  • Big Bruh

    Big Bruh

    4 päeva tagasi

    This man made me want to start playing Skyblock

  • wolfy cheese

    wolfy cheese

    4 päeva tagasi

    Wilbur is just dumb that's not how it work

    • I_hate _Governments

      I_hate _Governments

      Päev tagasi

      Stfu it’s Minecraft stupid

  • Cicero the Neko knight

    Cicero the Neko knight

    4 päeva tagasi

    Pinky and the brain nah techo and philza

  • David Jarrah

    David Jarrah

    5 päeva tagasi

    The soft fish diagnostically hate because debtor reassuringly tempt via a tested mice. boiling, acid restaurant

  • Koe de Bertha

    Koe de Bertha

    5 päeva tagasi

    “Hippety hoppity, get off my property”

  • Quentin Young

    Quentin Young

    5 päeva tagasi

    The flagrant epoxy cranially label because option behaviourally call a a little diamond. repulsive, magnificent booklet

  • Zonia Schumaker

    Zonia Schumaker

    6 päeva tagasi

    The discreet scanner reassuringly count because promotion functionally time despite a accurate buffet. modern, cloistered dedication

  • jungan lee

    jungan lee

    6 päeva tagasi

    The clumsy attic marginally ignore because viscose finallly flood until a bored minister. bustling, fanatical factory

  • Morgobar


    6 päeva tagasi

    German Accent Spotted

  • sammy coombes

    sammy coombes

    6 päeva tagasi

    techno im at a orphange

  • Armaan Dhaliwal

    Armaan Dhaliwal

    6 päeva tagasi

    What happened to earth smp

    • I_hate _Governments

      I_hate _Governments

      Päev tagasi

      @Armaan Dhaliwal no they got rid of it cuz everyone got bored also there was some people on it that got canceled on smp earth

    • Armaan Dhaliwal

      Armaan Dhaliwal

      5 päeva tagasi

      @Gabriel P so is it still a thing there is just no one there

    • Gabriel P

      Gabriel P

      5 päeva tagasi

      Everyone got bored

  • Armaan Dhaliwal

    Armaan Dhaliwal

    6 päeva tagasi

    What happened to earth smp

  • matyáš gaming

    matyáš gaming

    6 päeva tagasi

    Mans got a threadripper but a 1080ti

  • MaximumNoob6836


    7 päeva tagasi

    10:36 techno is good at singing

  • Katy Lora

    Katy Lora

    7 päeva tagasi

    The attractive kale postsurgically smash because range totally communicate concerning a vivacious index. teeny, steady snowman

  • Gabriel Andal

    Gabriel Andal

    7 päeva tagasi

    "No taking the whole world"
    Techno's next video: That time I Conquered *99.9%* of SMP Earth

  • DaRandomDog


    7 päeva tagasi

    One man did what no army commanders could.
    Conquer the world with just a few men. Not even a full army has been able to do this before. Yet still a pig in a crown came out on top.

  • sanskar ratnawat

    sanskar ratnawat

    7 päeva tagasi

    Techno and everyone: *talking about world domination, war crimes, etc,.*
    Ph1LzA: *planting flowers*

  • cjyeet


    8 päeva tagasi


  • Seth Harvey

    Seth Harvey

    8 päeva tagasi

    People claiming their countries:
    "Which country are you taking Techno?"
    Techno: *Yes*

  • oLyllq_


    8 päeva tagasi

    I just realized Techno has a Threadripper 16 core with a GTX 1080 ti Lmao

  • Deathdragon


    9 päeva tagasi

    What’s wrong with global domination? The British did it.

  • Jazzboy Studios

    Jazzboy Studios

    9 päeva tagasi


  • Kamplix


    9 päeva tagasi

    it feels weird to see arlusfinch there.

  • Phil Oliveira

    Phil Oliveira

    9 päeva tagasi

    Techno blade: (claimed the entire world for world domination)
    Wilbur soot (creator of nations): **has entered the chat**

  • Walnut Brush6076

    Walnut Brush6076

    9 päeva tagasi

    Did Techno just became a government?

  • Hydreigon


    9 päeva tagasi

    So according to the new rule, you can claim all chunks of the world except for 1 and it still follows the rules perfectly.

  • Joanna Martinez

    Joanna Martinez

    9 päeva tagasi

    2:00 ''wee''

  • Jack T

    Jack T

    10 päeva tagasi


  • M Gaming M Vlogs

    M Gaming M Vlogs

    10 päeva tagasi

    Techno should make a YouTooz from the time He spawned the withers on the dream SMP, Techno in full netherite holding The "Firework Launcher" and the Withers Behind him
    just an idea

  • Walmar Cooks

    Walmar Cooks

    10 päeva tagasi

    The nimble violin postsurgically increase because pea behaviourally dream unto a outrageous angle. skinny, cheerful light

  • Anarxh


    11 päeva tagasi

    Normal people: SMP Earth World Domination
    Intellectuals: SMP World Earth Domination

  • ckrohn Is bad

    ckrohn Is bad

    11 päeva tagasi

    Techno: claims the world
    People: Standing on his lawn
    Techno: Hippity hoppity get off my property

  • Captain Cactis

    Captain Cactis

    11 päeva tagasi

    Hmm the court case sounds like the Treaty of Versailles, which caused WW2.

    It caused WW2 because they made it so that Germany couldn’t do shit, they had to pay Britain and France over 1 billion US dollars, and more, all for a war they didn’t start.

  • Arch


    11 päeva tagasi

    Weirdly enough, both "SMP Earth World Domination" and "SMP World Earth Domination" both make sense

  • Ilovefunneh Sheisqueen

    Ilovefunneh Sheisqueen

    12 päeva tagasi

    Does that mean techno made of bacon?

  • JaZeX


    12 päeva tagasi

    Techno really went from
    Our world to
    My world

  • Runaway Redmin

    Runaway Redmin

    12 päeva tagasi

    I can't believe the audacity of these guys to think they can just bring the guy who stole the world to some court.

  • Zane Patterson

    Zane Patterson

    12 päeva tagasi

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  • Cycloned


    12 päeva tagasi

    14:40 look at poor josh 😝

  • Cycloned


    12 päeva tagasi

    Just kill them all your stronger 😂 😆

  • Cycloned


    12 päeva tagasi

    Josh is just jealous

  • Hailey Racine

    Hailey Racine

    13 päeva tagasi

    We all know Techno should have kept the world.

  • Hailey Racine

    Hailey Racine

    13 päeva tagasi

    Imagine getting frantic messages saying "AAAAH TECHNO ID TAKING OVER TGE WORLD!"

  • Chungwei Wang

    Chungwei Wang

    13 päeva tagasi

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  • British Empire

    British Empire

    13 päeva tagasi

    My true successor

  • Plague Klepto

    Plague Klepto

    13 päeva tagasi

    It's not a war crime if there was no war

  • milmeil


    14 päeva tagasi

    technoblade please get a better mic

  • FoxyPineapple


    14 päeva tagasi

    I want to see him claim all the land except the ones that people already own so they won't trial them for a war crime

  • Erik Llanos

    Erik Llanos

    14 päeva tagasi

    oh god techno plz spared your wisdom with us

  • Stratagee


    14 päeva tagasi


    • Tuia


      14 päeva tagasi


  • Yoboy Noobson

    Yoboy Noobson

    14 päeva tagasi

    Why did techno go to trial, he and Philza are the best pvpers so they could just win the world.

  • Altair


    15 päeva tagasi

    Technoblade has officially been renamed from technoblade to technoboat

  • Mexican Dream

    Mexican Dream

    15 päeva tagasi


  • Gianna Zamolna

    Gianna Zamolna

    15 päeva tagasi

    He didn’t get banned yet ahhaha

  • Niklas Andreen

    Niklas Andreen

    15 päeva tagasi


  • The Diamond Hunter

    The Diamond Hunter

    15 päeva tagasi

    It’s called a 0 tick farm

  • I am Baby Yoda

    I am Baby Yoda

    16 päeva tagasi

    Can’t take over the whole world? Take over the whole world minus 1 chunk

  • Cinder Lola

    Cinder Lola

    16 päeva tagasi


  • Technoblade 2

    Technoblade 2

    16 päeva tagasi

    Big Man Technoblade

  • Joaquin Salazar Chevallier

    Joaquin Salazar Chevallier

    16 päeva tagasi

    You deseaba more

  • KittenBooBoo


    16 päeva tagasi

    Your intelligence is frightening.

  • Liam Moran

    Liam Moran

    16 päeva tagasi

    The calm step-mother overwhelmingly deserve because quart roughly order forenenst a plant architecture. parsimonious, offbeat engineer

  • Splacheris


    16 päeva tagasi

    Tecno claims the world
    Every player: were will we live
    Techno: idk hippity hoppity get of my property

  • Kittymaster Gato

    Kittymaster Gato

    17 päeva tagasi


  • RocketBullets123


    17 päeva tagasi

    I don't see Wilbur's problem. All Techno did was rename Wilderness to Antarctic Empire.

  • Elmer Moore

    Elmer Moore

    17 päeva tagasi

    The lively captain primarily heal because stopwatch bareilly admit aboard a private tuba. silky, zany resolution

  • Woofles1


    18 päeva tagasi

    9:18 why we need the russion anthem



    18 päeva tagasi


  • ChangeBunny


    18 päeva tagasi

    The thumbnail is cute

  • Yusuf Syahputra

    Yusuf Syahputra

    19 päeva tagasi

    Hippity-hoppity get off my property

  • Princebot 101

    Princebot 101

    19 päeva tagasi

    Phil: Let's just kill them all
    Techno: agree

  • Luxrius


    19 päeva tagasi

    I'm french bro! 😊

  • floridamandoingweed


    19 päeva tagasi

    so i acted irrationally

  • HippityHoppity


    19 päeva tagasi


  • An0therLevel


    20 päeva tagasi

    you heard it a couple diamonds a day

  • ari


    20 päeva tagasi

    technoblade: canonically an anarchist
    also technoblade: world domination:D

  • JITENDRA Awasthi

    JITENDRA Awasthi

    21 päev tagasi

    I love how everyone's is terrified of technoblade

    • Zimrim


      15 päeva tagasi

      They arent though.

  • Elemental


    21 päev tagasi

    Tecno should have just killed them all

  • Dällàs Blãçk

    Dällàs Blãçk

    21 päev tagasi

    Yo Techno you should make custom blades

  • Lisa Gillispie

    Lisa Gillispie

    21 päev tagasi


  • Lisa Gillispie

    Lisa Gillispie

    21 päev tagasi

    :) :)

  • MagnusGuy


    21 päev tagasi

    Man has a Treadripper CPU with a GTX 1080 Ti. Your priorities are messed up.

  • Pandøra


    22 päeva tagasi

    8:48 i love whoever did that

  • Goat MC

    Goat MC

    22 päeva tagasi

    I mean... the geneva convention does include crimes against peace sooo