philza + freezing snow = frieza (from dragon ball)

16:45 AXOLOTL DEFENCE

You didn’t break it you just teleported into Promare 💃🕺💃

Sparkly boi swims away while a grown man praises it

PHILZA'S LAUGH IS HILARIOUS ASF💀🤚

Lucky I'm a console player I have to wait until summer for the update

MY mom walked in on me watching this and she said, "Who is that." Then I said, "No one I am just watching a middle aged man play minecraft."

No it's not glice

I just hear in the background “My sleep paralysis demon is on vacation right now”

HE IS AT MY HOUSE COME GET HIM

I had the exact same reaction as Phil with the baby axolotls, i legit went "OOOOOOWWWNNNNN" lol

i love his little happy claps

eeeeee

10:02 happy philza

all that's left is for mojang to add monkeys to the game.

"oh they fucked"

6:07 - WTF

Dont say "Shit"

No one:
The axolotls: *summoning circles time, boys*

No one:
Phil: *acting like a small child whenever something cool happens*

The title:Making slime traps out of sqids

Ppp

R.I.P

F

rest in peace squid

Phi:l can do mlg in the nether with the powder snow
Minecraft : yes

I couldn't breathe here 16:30

Thank you for changing my veiw on glow squid

Thumbnail:broken
Me:how the f u c k

phil: *sees that hearts are frozen* oo that's actually *cool* !

15:54: Ranboo don't care lol

axelot's formula 1:exists
guardians: ight imma get out

9:15 turn gamma to 1000 problem fixed no torches

Petision to make minecraft make husks drop an item that preserve mobs age

“They added” Philza you need to stop talking in third person dude.

Me: being jealous bc I don't have mc

17:13 you have a ring today :)

8:04 thats awsome

phil is like that lady "thats the cutest thing

15:39 top 10 sad anime death

14:54 wow

Grian would definitely do that intro lmao

14:53

philza viewers:wutt,ehatttWhat..

the dog of the water is out

"How'd I make an advancement?"
"Oh they fucked"
That quote earned my like
(Edit) And my Sub for that matter although Idk why I wasn't already

Cries in bedrock 😫

Philza: Kills the axolotls
Enderman: *looking at him*
Enderman: ....
Philza: I DIDNT MEAN TO

dadza

Get a baby yellow one and name it lemon drop 👁👄👁

Axolotl with speed potion:Spain without an a

Axolotl be bae bladein tho

Feminist: Boys want only one thing and thats fucking disgusting
What boys really want: 13:54

with the axolotls in circle going SPEED he looks like he have an aura because hes STRONK

14:45 dream or the hunters are going to use that in a man hunt

phill i moved from console and now im on pc how do you get these snapshots

Please do more regular snapshot videos.

Actually u could use slime blocks and honey blocks and mlg in the nether

I think you already could MLG clutch in the nether with scaffolding

"Mumbo, or Grian-"

*e x c u s e m e ? w h a t d o y o u m e a n, G r i a n ?*

The glow lichen put water in 3 by 3 lava, also the water can go in the nether

Hey Phil you will need to fix the mlg snow bucket in the nether

POV: you came here because of the "philza plays megalovania" video

didn't Grian want the snow update himself?

they literally added axolotls so we can make the axolotl yawn meme

This is why hes in dream smp

14:55 confetti

Wow Philza, trynna act surprised even tho you made this yourself🙄

This May be the useless update but the cuteset/prettiest

say it to all dream smp members that would be nice

Why is Phil getting excited over updates the most wholesome thing

The glow squid is useless. Change my mind

"evil monument guards"
"fuck you"

OMG 6,9 THOU COMMENTS

Cause THEY TILT AND ARE TRAPPED

It funny

Plz put an axolotl on a lily pad

7:40 show this to lgio and his animal hydras

Meanwhile the endermen are just like “what is this strange man doing”

Orbiting axolotols

The first thing I am doing on the new update is getting a pet axalot

at 10:03 that face look scary

16:44 Axolotl's: "Surround da masta."

wat wat wat

He just has a tornado of axalotils

11:50

9:09 “O”

Philza montage 4 Preview is the best vid ever

6:09 that person in chat who said “hi YouTube” 😂

16:32
The axolotls: DORIME. INTERIMO AYAPARE, DORIME.

7:49 this looks like tridents to me

16:59 this is why I want these beautiful creatures this instant

your pog philza

he is having so much fun

PHILZA the minecraft god is here

Alternate title
Grown man raiding a ocean monument with axlotols

Nobody:

Axolotls: PARTICLE ACCELERATOR GO BRRRRR

14:54 most of the axolotls: THIS IS A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL

I crave glowing concrete!

"look its a little star," bruh that's more funny than I thought it would be :')

15:18 and 7:48
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND